Michael Schumacher Overtakes 1 Last Time

As you can tell, I don't blog anymore but this is something worth sharing. Here is the result of a 5 lap battle for 4th with Kimi Raikkonen during which time Schumacher was robbed of his favourite passing spot due to yellow flags. Michael finally gets him when his favourite corner is opened up to passing.

Kimi believes that he has the line covered but it turned out that Michael knows how big his car is right down to the inch. This is also the last ever passing manover for Michael Schumacher in F1 racing.



Video from on board the Ferrari

The Boss Sends His Congratulations

Comedy Central publicly congratulated South Park for its Emmy nomination in Variety this week.

South Park received its Emmy nod for its episode 'Trapped in the Closet' in which the kids are caught up in Scientology. The Ad speaks for itself.

Battlestar In Australia

For those of you living in Australia and didn't get the episodes from other sources, Battlestar Gallactica Season 2 starts on TEN tonight at five past eleven. I'm sure I will use this an an excuse to relive the fun of Season Two.

Final scene from season 2. Yes its a spoiler but you really should have seen this by now

A Day That Will Live In Infamy

Wednesday June 16th 2004 started like most days. The news was churning out hundreds of stories. It was the day that the Caribe mobile phone virus made headlines, it was the day David Vardy offered his virginity on ebay for 6000 pounds. It is also the day I reported on this blog that pervs were counting down the day until Emma Watson turns 18.

What was a harmless blog over 2 years ago is still responsible for 35% of hits on this site! I can't believe that one blog post 2 years ago about some actor from a Harry Potter movie can generate so many search engine hits! To put that into some sort of perspective, Don't Be Afraid Of Your Anger receives about 123 hits a week, 35% of those are looking for Emma!

I suppose if you are looking for hits on your blog, post endless pictures of celebs. It works for Perez.

Tealou's Recovery

My wife has become very sick and is being kept unconscious in an Intensive Care Unit. She needs positive thoughts to help her on to the road to recovery. To help with this I have created a web log for her to tell her friends about what she is going through. While she would have wanted to keep this private I no longer feel that she can do this alone.

Visit Tealou's Recovery and stay up to date with what's going on.

Don't Copy That Floppy

I just saw this on Needs To Be Glassed and just had to share. Its an anti-piracy video for kids titled 'Don't Copy That Floppy'. I think its from about 1992. Beware it is about nine and a half minutes but worth the look.

Question For Sufferers of Incontinence

When you're feeling incontinent, do you have time to jump on the net and check for the location of a toilet?

As part of the National Continence Management Strategy the government now has a National Public Toilet Map to help the public locate public toilets in a crisis.

Maybe I'm not understanding the problem since the only incontinent person I know walks at about a meter a minute, doesn't speak or read English and doesn't bother with the toilet anymore. Maybe I'm just being my usual cynical self, this service could improve her life greatly, couldn't it?.

I'm sure with a bit more promotion people will stop saying "Have you checked to made sure the doors are locked?" when they leave home, replacing it with "Honey, have you checked the National public toilet map just incase we get caught out?"

I'm A Bit Sad Today

The NBA team I have supported since Perth Centre Luc Longley played with them ended their season with a game 6 loss to Dallas.

I hope that since Dallas were good enough to beat the suns, they are good enough to finish the season with their own championship rings.

Things To Do When You're Bored #1

Go to Hot or Not and click one for every picture.

Suns Advance to Semi-finals!

Only moments ago the Phoenix Suns put away The LA Lakers with a commanding win in Game 7, 121 to 90! Leandro Barbosa led the way with 26 points.

The Suns had trailed the Lakers three games to one in the best of seven series.

Phoenix now intend to destroy the LA peoples finals hopes as they take on the LA Clippers in the semi-finals. This is the first time the Clippers have advanced to the semi-finals in thirty years.

Ghostbusters sequel

I don't normally like the idea of movie sequels but it occurred to me in the shower the other morning, where all good ideas come from, that a Ghostbusters 3 could do really well.

There is something really comical about a bunch of old guys having to put on those heavy proton packs and saving the world again. Remembering that Harold Ramis and Ernie Hudson, the oldest of the Ghostbusters, are 61 and 60 respectively.

Plus don't forget that little Oscar would be 17 now. I'm sure that an apathetic 17 year old would fit into the mix.

Come on Dan, Harold and Ivan. Don't you guys need a new house? Make Ghostbusters 3.

My Greatest achievement?

Finally after months of playing an 82 game season as well as a full series of finals the Suns are finally victorious, in NBA Live 06 on my XBOX. Can my game imitate reality? Not unless the Suns can first beat the Lakers!

How Much Do You Really See Trackside?

My whole life I have followed Formula 1 racing quite closely. I make sure I never miss a race and have supported the Williams team since Damon Hill. Its an added bonus that Mark Webber drives a Williams but I will also support him no matter where he goes. One thing I have never been able to do is go to a race but now, thanks to YouTube, I can feel what it is like to be trackside for the final moments of a Grand Prix. I have to admitt, you see alot more on the TV!

Things You Should Know #1

Never search for 'creampie' in Google Images with safe search turned off!

Would the Real Ricky Gervais Please Stand Up?

Believe it or not, one of these pic's are of an animated Gervais. But which one?

Only his Mother knows for sure!

Don't You Just Love TV Cliffhangers!

NOT!

Well at least I have something to look forward to. Here is a shot from the last scene of Battlestar Galactica.


Have the humans finially come to the end of the line? Proabaly not. Bring on October!

For Those Of You Who Watch 'Lost'

What the hell are these?????????


I have theorys about most things on 'Lost' but i'm ,dare I say, lost on this one. I sure hope they didn't unleash anything too horible, for their sake.

*EDIT*
After a Google search, popular opinion is that this could translate to "Cause to Die". Ominous.

The Religion Quiz

By now you have seen this quiz everywhere, so here is my results.

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. Satanism 83% agnosticism 71% atheism 63% Buddhism 46% Paganism 38% Islam 33% Judaism 29% Christianity 21% Hinduism 17% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

For some reason, my wife doesn't seem happy with my result.

How Do You Know You Have Given Up On Your Blog?

When you realize that you announced the birth of your baby boy only seven posts after announcing that you are expecting.