You can now check your Enrolment Details at the Australian Electoral Commission. The electoral rolls close on the 7th of September.
Make sure you're ready on October 9 to tell the Liberals what you think.
Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man!
"To use the proverbial expression, if I went under a bus I believe, I'm sure, the party would choose Peter and probably without opposition."
That's a statement that PM John Howard made referring to the leadership of the Liberal Party on Brisbane radio station 4BC today.
Quick to take up a cause the Transport Workers Union has issued a call out to all its members stating 'Any member who can successfully run over Mr Howard with a bus will have their home loan paid to the value of $150,000.'
In a statement to the press the TWU said "It makes sense to get rid of the old guy. With him out of the way Labor has more of a chance of winning the next election and that would be great for us. Labor is much easier to push around!"
That's a statement that PM John Howard made referring to the leadership of the Liberal Party on Brisbane radio station 4BC today.
Quick to take up a cause the Transport Workers Union has issued a call out to all its members stating 'Any member who can successfully run over Mr Howard with a bus will have their home loan paid to the value of $150,000.'
In a statement to the press the TWU said "It makes sense to get rid of the old guy. With him out of the way Labor has more of a chance of winning the next election and that would be great for us. Labor is much easier to push around!"
John Howard prays in the lead up to election '04
It was reported today that Australian Prime Minister John Howard is 'hoping and praying' that a terrorist attack wont occur during his campain to keep the top job, *wink wink*
Could it be that if Australia was to suffer at the hands of terrorists what better time for it to happen then before an election. The Australian Labor party wants to remove troops from Iraq, Howard doesn't. A terrorist attack would back him very well on October 9.
Terrorists, for the sake of the nation stay away so we can get rid of John.
Could it be that if Australia was to suffer at the hands of terrorists what better time for it to happen then before an election. The Australian Labor party wants to remove troops from Iraq, Howard doesn't. A terrorist attack would back him very well on October 9.
Terrorists, for the sake of the nation stay away so we can get rid of John.
Sunday, August 29, 2004
Six Weeks and Counting!
The Federal Election has been called for October 9. Time for Howard to be given his notice.
Saturday, August 28, 2004
With Liberty and Justice for all.
Don't worry Don, the FLAG will protect you. Rumsfeld will NOT have to testify at the trial determining the abuse at Abu Ghraib prison
The Hypocrisy of Government
Yes. I have smoked marijuana. No, I will not decriminalize the use of marijuana!
Wednesday, August 25, 2004
A John Who Listens?
The Caring PM at work. Someone forgot to tell him that agencies like World Vision who provide aid to 'third world nations' also provide aid to some aboriginal communities forgotten by the government.
Friday, August 20, 2004
Why???
Today I watched the Australian woman's soft ball team beat the Canadian team. Why did I do that? Its soft ball, who the hell cares?
What magical power does the Olympics posses that makes normal people sit down in front of the T.V and watch sports that you wont see again for another 4 years. What's more is that you get so caught up with the action that your on the edge of your seat, willing your team to do well.
Where do the people in these events come from? In my house growing up it was you either play the national sport, Aussie Rules Football, or you watched the national sport. Preferably while doing the national past time of drinking yourself silly.
I can just see it now. "Urr Dad, I'm taking up Badminton. I'm going to be an Olympic Badminton champ and hopefully one day beat the Chinese to win a gold medal."
"What are you?? Queer?"
Why is it that all men of my fathers generation and older say that. Queer? Is such a bad thing? I always wanted to say yes but never had the guts!
The T.V show Seinfeld only made people like dad worse because now 'What are you? Queer?' is now followed by 'Not that there is anything wrong with that!' For some reason I think dad thinks if he says that then he's not homophobic.
Are there national Badminton playoffs where Olympic selectors hang out hoping for the next champ? Do people grow up wishing to be a future Olympic Table Tennis player?
I'm tired. I would go to bed but I think the Fencing is on.
What magical power does the Olympics posses that makes normal people sit down in front of the T.V and watch sports that you wont see again for another 4 years. What's more is that you get so caught up with the action that your on the edge of your seat, willing your team to do well.
Where do the people in these events come from? In my house growing up it was you either play the national sport, Aussie Rules Football, or you watched the national sport. Preferably while doing the national past time of drinking yourself silly.
I can just see it now. "Urr Dad, I'm taking up Badminton. I'm going to be an Olympic Badminton champ and hopefully one day beat the Chinese to win a gold medal."
"What are you?? Queer?"
Why is it that all men of my fathers generation and older say that. Queer? Is such a bad thing? I always wanted to say yes but never had the guts!
The T.V show Seinfeld only made people like dad worse because now 'What are you? Queer?' is now followed by 'Not that there is anything wrong with that!' For some reason I think dad thinks if he says that then he's not homophobic.
Are there national Badminton playoffs where Olympic selectors hang out hoping for the next champ? Do people grow up wishing to be a future Olympic Table Tennis player?
I'm tired. I would go to bed but I think the Fencing is on.
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
In the Name of God
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
He's just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! No-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Bush Lovin
Bush, not happy on telling the people who they should marry he's now telling them how to carry out 'relations'
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