Tuesday, August 31, 2004

It's the AEC dude!

You can now check your Enrolment Details at the Australian Electoral Commission. The electoral rolls close on the 7th of September.

Make sure you're ready on October 9 to tell the Liberals what you think.

Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man!

"To use the proverbial expression, if I went under a bus I believe, I'm sure, the party would choose Peter and probably without opposition."

That's a statement that PM John Howard made referring to the leadership of the Liberal Party on Brisbane radio station 4BC today.

Quick to take up a cause the Transport Workers Union has issued a call out to all its members stating 'Any member who can successfully run over Mr Howard with a bus will have their home loan paid to the value of $150,000.'

In a statement to the press the TWU said "It makes sense to get rid of the old guy. With him out of the way Labor has more of a chance of winning the next election and that would be great for us. Labor is much easier to push around!"

John Howard prays in the lead up to election '04

It was reported today that Australian Prime Minister John Howard is 'hoping and praying' that a terrorist attack wont occur during his campain to keep the top job, *wink wink*

Could it be that if Australia was to suffer at the hands of terrorists what better time for it to happen then before an election. The Australian Labor party wants to remove troops from Iraq, Howard doesn't. A terrorist attack would back him very well on October 9.

Terrorists, for the sake of the nation stay away so we can get rid of John.