God's aim getting worse?

Last night a meteorite fell on the New South Wales south coast. This comes only days after another meteorite fell on a house in Auckland.

It has been said by local New South Wales church members that it can be understood why god would send a meteorite to New Zealand but few can believe one would fall in Australia.

"This is God's country!" said a church member that would not release their name.

Other Australians seem to have a different perspective. Kevin James from Menangle said "I think God's aim is getting better. It's not long before he finally gets Canberra in his sights!"

The meteorite has yet to be found. The Police admit that unless someone literally stumbles over the meteorite, the chances of finding it are slim.