Puppy Power!

"I am the angel of Death, the time of.......ohhh geez that's a nice dog! Urge to kill, Falling, falling, gone!"

It was reported today that a man in Toronto who was on his way to a murderous rampage had a change of heart at the eleventh hour.

The man's car was loaded with a shotgun, bolt action rifle, a semi-automatic weapon a machete and more than 6000 rounds of ammunition.

It was while at a park in the west end of Toronto that the man met a dog. Deciding that it was a very nice dog the man decided to turn himself in instead of killing as many people as he can get his sight on.

The man then drove around the neighbourhood until he found a police officer and handed himself in.