US Mad Cow Free

Agriculture authorities in the United States have finally been able to announce that the US is now free of the Mad Cow disease.

Sources in Agriculture say that its great. "Mad Cows Great! We have finally been able to convince the American public that there is something they should be worrying about more then E. coli 0157:H7!"

He continued to say, "I can't believe that while the CDC (Centres for Disease Control and Prevention) can tell us that everyday roughly 200,000 people are sickened by foodbourne disease, 900 of those are hospitalized and fourteen of them die, we are able to make Americans worry about a god dam Mad Cow! I love America!"

Americans have now gone back to worrying about what Oprah tells them too.