Friday, June 25, 2004

A judge with a handle on things!

If it wasn't on the Reuters site I would have dismissed it as a joke. Apparently Oklahoma Attorney General Drew Edmondson filed a petition on Wednesday with state judicial authorities seeking the ouster of Sapulpa District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, for wanking while court was in session.

Judge Donald Thompson claims that some people that don't agree with some of his verdicts are trying to get rid of him.

The petition reads "On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench,"

Several witnesses, including jurors also claim to have heard the swooshing noise of a penis pump.

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