Saturday, June 05, 2004

Movie Pirates

Its been reported that numerous people have been caught video taping movies in cinemas to be distributed around the world.

Recently two 'Pirates' were arrested filming the new disaster film 'The Day After Tomorrow'.

Sources say that this is the worst crime they have seen since bootlegs of the film 'Armageddon' surfaced in 1998.

"Children, who can't afford movie tickets buy these bootlegs hoping to see something worth while! To find out that they have to put up with this, Well I'm just shocked. These are truly disturbed individuals!" Spokesperson for the MPAA said.

MPAA director John Malcolm said the industry has vowed to vigorously prosecute video pirates who bootleg these bad films. "We hope to get some good bootlegs onto the streets sometime soon. We happen to know that someone is filming 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind' as we speak."

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